Prius Etiquette 101

1. Pull into gas stations and clean your windshield, but don't fill up. Because 50+ miles to the gallon. Whaaaduuuuppp.
2. Have a playlist of hip-hop/rap at the ready for red lights on hot days.  Who's bumping Tupac? Oh its me. In the gray Prius. With the baby seat in the back. Hello.
3. Pass sports cars whenever possible, solely so you can watch their sense of masculinity diminish.
4. Drive real slow through downtown strips, and whistle at all the cuties. Wait for the look of disappointment when they see you in a hybrid. Photograph reactions if possible.
5. Scare the shit out of people in parking lots as you cruise by at zero decibels.  Silent. But. Deadly (not really, but lets pretend together).
6. Drive 100 miles roundtrip on $5 or less. This is actually something to be jealous of. Seriously.
7. Finally, sleep soundly knowing that you aren't putting the same carbon footprint into the world that you used to in your Toyota 4Runner. Even though your current car is significantly less badass.  People have made bigger downgrades. In regards to cars and significant other.

And goodnight.